I moved out my parents' basement.
It's a big deal, you know. Leaving the basement. All my stuff was down there. I'm sure it was sold off in a yard sale by now. I'd be more upset about it if it weren't just junk anyway.
But I digress. How does this help you at all? It's simple. You have a computer. You need your computer to work. You don't have time to fiddle around with making it work. You just want to turn it on and do your thing. The computer wants to drive you insane. You are convinced of it.
I can help.
By the way, that's not me up there. It's an image I grabbed from the net. That's what nerds do. They grab things from the net. They also learn a lot about how to keep computers running. Sometimes, too much. I don't want to convince you to use Linux or to run Windows on a Mac or even to try Billy-Bob's Operatin' System. I'm not interested in converting you to the latest open source blah blah blah. I just want to help you get that computer running again. Or running better. Or whatever it is you need it to do.